Wednesday, June 9, 2010


Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat wife and for his 40th b-day she went and got a B tattooed on each butt cheek. She went home and showed BB and he asked who BoB was!
A fost odata un barbat pe nume BB. El avea o sotie foarte grasa, si pt aniversarea lui de 40 de ani, ea si-a tatuat cate un B pe fiecare fesa. Merse acasa si ii arata lui BB tatuajul, la care el o intreba cine este BoB?!?!?

Your family is so poor, when they went to the park the pigeons threw bread at them.
Familia ta este asa de saraca, incat atunci cand mergeti in parc, porumbeii arunca cu paine in ea.

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
Daca ai ramas orfan de mic, imi pare rau pt tine, dar nu si pt parintii tai.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Daca ar fi sa omoram pe fiecare care te uraste, nu s-ar numi crima, ci genocid!

Pentru mai multe glume cu insulte va propunem sa vizitati site-ul Academiei de Engleza:

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